"Tentahooks"
Not spelled right and sounds like I'm on some weird drug or somthing! LOL!!!

In other words I am nervous today as that gorgeous Troika vase finishes at about 8pm tonight and the bidding is almost up to the maximum I can afford!! I will cry for a month if I don't get it!!!!!!
Also I am getting paranoid about this credit crisis as I have a jolly good ammount stuffed in paypal at the moment (for the vase! if I get it) and I keep thinking paypal will go bust or somthing and I will loose my cash!!! Someone, please reassure me this won't happen!! I could put the money into my proper bank account but paypal charge for bank transferes and at the moment I need all the money for the vase!
Bloomin' heck!!! I am cracking up!!!
Yesterday it was persisting it down when I packed my sales into a water proof back pack and got the bus into town! But an amusing little account of two blokes in the post office realy made me smile!...one guy was infront of me and his mate walked in about 4 people back from me. They began talking loudly because there was a lot of space between them and they were talking about work so I assumed they were collleuges...
"Done Colin still work there?" chap number one asked
"He left, but I do know he has a baby girl now" chap number 2 replied
"And you! your married yet?" chap numder one!
" Naw!!! its not for me!! I can't be doing with that...I just slip in and out, quietly!!!"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The thing is, I dont think the guy had any idea of what he had just said!! But people in the que were blushing and sniggering quietly!!! By the time I got to the counter I could not stop giggling myself! Anyway after this it was about 1pm so I decided to do a rare thing and have a burger in Burger King.......Crikey!!! it was like a meeting of "over eaters anonymus!" ...Now I am certainly no waif at a UK size 14 but the women in front of me had an arse the size of Coventry!! I kid you not...and as I took my seat to tuck into my moderatly sized burger (no fries) I looked about me and could hardly belive the ammount of huge people, stuffing their faces like the 3 minuite warning had just gone! Now I am not "fattist" but can't overweight people see that eating like this is slowly killing them! There is no exuse for getting so big. I eat a fair bit too (when I am not ill) but I pole dance and walk my dog for excersize! Oh well, it will be a long time before I go into Burger King again, so I should stop moaning! But I could not belive the cost either!! "its cheeper to have fries" the nice lady told me with a strong Spanish accent! "I dont want fries as I am just recovering from an illness and have had no appitite!" I explained. Then she promptly charged me £4.55 for a small diet coke and a whopper Burger!! I nearly fell of my perch in shock!!!!!!!! Next time I go in there I will make sure I am desperatly hungry and have the fires!
After all this excitment (not) I took a walk back up Abington street and into the pound shop for Sirius' treats, and got the bus back home where I was pounced all over by a very excited, potty dog and got my face licked into oblivian! He knew I had got his treats because he began sniffing, then rummaging in my bag, for his chews and cheesy bacon twirls which he loves!
Right...I had better be off now and get back to checking my auction....
I could use some valium at the moment to calm my nerves! But I will stick to my coffee!! *giggles*