70 Things Not to say to a man with a small Penis........


1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.

This made me laugh, as I think there is some truth in it!!

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/four-signs-hes-got-a-small-penis-507040/

You will have to copy and paste the blog article, as I still haven't got the link thing figured out...but this got me thinking...??

When all the guuurly giggling had finished, I started thinking that there is some truth in this! Men who project a fantastically sucessful life will often have no life in reality! Speaking as a lady with "some" knowledge of such things...chaps who have a huge car, an ego the size of Manhatten!, and give elaborate public displays of affection to assert their "maleness" will more often than not, have a small one! In some ways they are trying thier best to make up for their inadequacies in that department by telling all they know, how wonderful they are!! Its a shame realy that these chaps feel the need to do this because, when your relay in love, size dose not matter to a woman, as long as the man knows how to use what little he has, succesfully!
Good grief I have just realised this is the only blog of a sexual nature I have ever done!!
Years ago now, I dated such a man for a very "short" while! I kind of fell for him because he was funny and made me laugh...but that was all. He had a top job in a bank, a Porsch 911, and was constantly bragging about how much money he could make in one day! Alarm bells should have started ringing realy. But I was totally taken in by his gleaming, lazer white smile...without realising he had false teeth!!! HAHAHAHahahha!!!! However, alarm bells did begin ringing when he started being very secretive about his home life!! About 2 months into our realationship we went to his bank at night and he wanted to "get on with it" there and then, which I was none too keen about because the place was riddled with CCtv! He got all passionate, opened his hugely expensive, designer trouser and...you've guessed it....a PRAWN fell out!! Needless to say I ran a mile!!!! Later that week I finished with him, and even later on I found out the truth about this person I had had a narrow brush with!! Not only was he married with children, he had been sacked for embezzelment, ended up with a job as a car salesman, had flase teeth, a toupee AND a string of girlfriends. In short (if you will pardon the pun!) he was narrow, selfish, loved himself possible more than he could ever love anyone, and a creepy, ugly little man who's inner insecurities led him to have no life what so ever!
I felt quite sorry for him in the end! Poor chap!But I had, had a very narrow brush with a man who was so shallow, he made my dogs bowl look deep!!
On the other side of the coin I dated a man with a very small willy he was quite lovely....however he had 6 kids by the age of 28!! He was a manager for McDonalds in Warrington and he had no illusions and no ego!! It was a well known fact he had a small willy and one night his assistant manager cruelly reminded him of this in front of me...as quick as a flash, Bill shot back "It might be small, but its filled 6 prams!!"

...Although I am at an age now where such matters get further from my mind, I do like the saying at the bottom of the article I posted at the top of this blog......

"Its not the size of the boat its the motion of the Ocean...but I would rather ride a speed boat than a rowing boat!!" ROFLMAO!!
Sorry if I have offened anyone with this..but its just a fact of life realy!

Having had a full weekend to try out our new blu ray system, I can honestly say that its the best thing I have ever seen via a TV....Except perhaps for the moon landing in 1969, when I was two! I can vividly remember sitting on a rug in front of the TV looking up at these strange fellows in weird suits, convinced they were actually behind the telly!! hehehehe.....Ok, back to the blu ray thingy...
Derek was the first to try it out on Friday evening with "Yellow stone" the story of Yellow stone park in the states. I simply let him get on with it as I was in the middle of watching "Planet of the Daleks" with Jon Pertwee. I am watching an episode each night at about 9pm after my bath. When it had finished I gave mum my usual nightly phone call, and just then Derek came upstairs and said "You realy have to see this!!"....while still on the phone, I came down stairs and WOW!!!!!!! it was just like watching 3D! minus the silly glasses and the head-ache!!! The picture was so crystal clear, I felt lik e I could reach into it and grab somthing!! On the phone I could hardly speak as mum asked me what it was like, but I did promise her that Saturday (her birthday) she was to come around and have lunch and see it for herself. Previously I had bought "The red shoes" Moira Shearer film, one of mine and mums favorites and I put that on for her. It was rather funny as she and Sirius were sat on the couch, both of them *glued* to the TV. Needless to say it got a huge seal of approval from mum!!!!!! Next up was the full series of Planet Earth, which both Derek and I have been glued to, and on Saturday night we watched one of my all time favorite films "Poltergiest!" and although I must have seen this film well over 100 times, and could practically recite all the script (much to Dereks annoyance) there were certain parts of the film I had never even noticed before!!! In blue ray EVERYTHING is so very clear...I had never even realised the number of the house in Poltergiest before!!! Weirdly its 4267!!! My current age and year of birth!! and some bits of the film actually made me jump!!! But that was a combination of the blu ray and the explosive home cinema sound!!
Opps.......must dash!!
Derek has just reminded me we are going out for lunch, and then for a drive in the country, to take Sirius walking!
Hope to see ya soon!!
x

I must have been thinking about Richard Hammond when these were taken!! *coughs*









*cringes*

Andrew your a genius!!!!!!!!!

I only just spotted this and its AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its been a wee bit busy here!!
But on Sunday my hands were firmly tied by Virgin broadband as the provider went down for over 22 hours, which was realy annoying!
Grrrrrrr!!!
Well Derek and I have finally gone hi tech and entered the 21st century this week! For our new home, Derek has ordered a Blu-ray home cinema system from Amazon, and I have got my first ever Ipod!! hehehehehe....Now with the ipod I was a bit befuddled realy as I have never used one before, and as I got it from ebay there was no instructions with it, although it is a new Nano, so I had to download the instructions from the internet...and WOW!! what a new world I entered! Untill I got this perky little device I had somehow convinced myself that they were just for teenagers and only stored an inordinate ammount of music. But oh how wrong I was! At first I was quite dissapointed as I had to register with Itunes to use my new nano, and I had imagined this to be quite restrictive as I know itunes charges for downloads. So I put my brain into gear, learnet how to use my pod and figured out the navigation of itunes and its absolutly brilliant! No sooner had I hooked up the pod to my laptop, than it started downloading some 500 songs from my hard drive and it only took seconds! The I explored other oppertunites and test downloaded an episode of Harry Enfield for the princely sum of £1 from itunes. At this point I was thinking a full TV episode would take hours to down load but I am happy to say I was wrong! It took seconds!! and I am going to follow it today by downloading some of my favorite Fauwlty Towers episodes! Oh how chuffed to buggery I am!!!!!!!! and I havent even began to explore the movies and video recording capabillities of my new found electronic friend. I showed it to mum on Sunday and she could hardly belive her eyes!! I asked her what Dad would have though of it? She laughed and said "Joyce! Vicky has left her ciggie lighter here again!!"...So now I am looking forward to entering the world of blu-ray ome cinema!! I have been checking out the blu-ray titles on line and at local stores and I must say I have been quite dissapointed with the choice as it seems very limeted to new release cinema! However I have found a little gem on ebay! "The best of Ray Harryhousen" on blu-ray which is a three disc set of this genius of stop start animation!! I would love it if I could find the best of "Stan Winston!" the monster making genius behind Alien, Predator, and the Kathogo from "The Relic"!! But sadly (for me at least) The selection of "Hammer" films on blu-ray is almost non-existant! Booo Hoooo!!!! I can't exisit without my Hammer films!! But I am sure in time they may well be released!
As for our house!! Well I have not been brave enough to go round there this week! Derek has told me the ceiling from the main bedroom has compleatly gone!!! Goodness know what a mess its in!! and they have started work on the livingroom cieling. The actually refurbishment starts in the first week of February! I can't wait!! So in the meantime I have comforted myself with going on a very retro, Pertwee kick as well as watching the full set of "Key to time" (Oh God I need to get a life!!) while sitting comfortably on my brand new Dr Who dovet cover on the bed!! I couldent resist it!!! £20 for the full Dr Who, double douvet set from ebay...the only probalm is now Derek and I argue over who gets what, Tardis, Cybermen, Dalek pillowcases we get each night so I have to keep swapping them! LOL!!! (we both need to get a life!!!) Derek has bought me a docking system for my ipod so I am going to try that out today! I wish I had my pole around here so I could start pole dancing again, as recently I have been sitting around far too much and am feeling very unfit! Crikey!! I have just had a thought that I hope they don't take the living room ceiling down as my pole attachment is in the ceiling, bolted to a joist in the bedroom floor! It took Derek ages to drill and install that for me. The attachemnt without the pole looks almost like a water sprinkler so its not intrusive on my living room decore when the pole is down and put away...still, that should be the least of my concernes at the moment!
As for today, well, Derek and I are taking some time out to go and feed the ducks and Swans at Sywell res, and perhaps have an icecream! Oh and Sirius has a slight hangover as he decided it would be nice to polish off a full can of John Smiths in one go last night!!!!!! Heck if he was human he could happily drink me under the table!!
Off to play with my ipod and docking system now!! hehehehehe....should be fun!
Bye x

Now everything has started moving with our home and our days at our temporary address seem to be numbered, I thought I would treat myself to some long over-due Dr Who DVD box sets and what a delightful surprize I just got!!!
The Key to time 7 DVD box set is selling on Amazon for £145 and I have just got it off ebay for £30 and its the limited edition too!!! My other purcheses are "Benith the surface" box set and "Dalek War!" box set all for superb prices off ebay!! I have even bought a small DVD rack that I am going to mount on the wall on my side of the bed so I can keep my favoite stories in....Boy oh boy will I have some WHO marathons when we get back home, after all the work is finished!
I have nearly all Dr who stories on video but over the years the video is getting pooer and poorer quality, and although I have stopped collecting, I am steadily replacing all the titles I can on DVD format! I am quite ashamed to admit it but I have only a few of the new series discs although I have the compleat 1st, 2nd and 3rd series...I kind of gave up after that! But the classic Who will alway have my heart! There is bugger all on telly tonight and as Derek wants to watch "Survivers" I will have an early bath and indulge in "the Grenn Death" with my all time favorite Dr Who, Jon Pertwee! some port and a supper of Irish cabbage and bacon! If you haven't tried it please do so as its realy yummy and with a small side of galic bread is a perfect supper or a delightful way to serve cabbage on your Sunday roast. It does exactly what it says on the tin....
Get a large "sweetheart" cabbage or two if they are small. Chop and boil for 8 minuits in seasoned water (salt and pepper) take a packet of streaky, unsmoked bacon and chop and fry in olive oil. Fry untill just truning crip. Drain cooked cabbage add some more pepper to taste, and chop further with a knife. Combine the cabbage and bacon in a lidded cassrole dish and add a large nob of real butter to the top!! Hey presto!! Irish cabbage n' Bacon!! can be heated up in the microwave in seconds, and will keep for about a week. It actually tastes better after 24 hours in the fridge as the flavors get a change to combine. This was a recipie I got of Dereks auntie when we made a trip to Donegal some years ago where I learned to make soda bread too! Irish cooking is fantastic and I have learned several traditional recipies.
Ok...am off to fry the bacon now! byeee! x

As I mentioned slightly before Chirstmas, we our having our house compleatly refurbished and finnaly the work starts to commence tomorrow!! Yipppppppeeeee!!! and its about bloody time too!!
We have had huge hold ups and delays because we are having some structual work doing, and following tests done on existing plaster and artex work it was reavealed we have a dangerous level of aspestos in our property, which makes me worry because we have aleady been living there for 15 years!! So that all had to be removed, and what a bomb site it looks!! I will take some pictures as the work progresses, but the builder has just called for the keys so they can start tomorrow. Derek and me were warned to wear hard hats and boots when we go around to our house, but as we dont have hard hats we will just have to be carefull. I have my turquoise Doc Martins though which should be ok! Anyway apart from taking photo's we only need to go around there to feed the fish realy, or pick up anything we need in our substitute home!...the aspestos thing was a bit of a shock though...When I was about 8 and in school our school had to be closed while aspestos was removed during refurbishment. These days its compleatly banned in all new property but back in 1986 when our house was built aspestos was still being used widely in building work, as we had this explained to us...Anyway there have been the fun bit of choosing new furnature, colour schems (sky blue and white) carpets ect. In fact only yesteday we went to carpet wright and both of us totally fell in love with a royal blue deep soft pile, chizzelled carpet. Now almost everything has been chosen between us (right down to the swartzki crystal handles on the bedroom suite) the best is yet to come. We have decided to go all hi tech for the bed and have chosen on the the latest "pop up TV beds"

below!!



The ultimate in TOTAL SLOBBERY!!!!!!!!!! *giggles*
This is a standard double be we have chosen the same in king size, which is slightly smaller than out old bed as that was super-dooper king size. 6ft by 7ft or so...it was nice having a bed that big, but a pain in the arse to buy bed linnen for unless it was off ebay, and and even bigger pain in the arse to hoover (Dyson) around. So although we have our flashy BED TV it will be a slightly smaller bed...but hey!!! COSEY!!!
Hope everyone is keeping warm and cosey in the freezing weather!
love Vix

For those of you who dont know, beautifulpeople.com is a very elitist website, geared spacifically twards those few individuals who have a pleasing physical appearence! and just before Christmas there was a big who-har over the net beacuse 5,000 of its members were banned for being too fat!!!!! Its an interesting story if you google it! Now to get on there you must upload a picture of yourself and you have 48 hours for people to "vote" on how attractive they find your picture. If they vote and your accepted, hey presto! your admitted to this "club"...if not your sent a curt email to say you have not had enough votes and your application was rejected!!
So I tried a little experiment!
I uploaded a couple of photo's including two of me on the Everest trek, because in these I am wearing no make up and they are fully body shots and at the ripe old age of 42, I thought that I would automaticaly get rejected, but to my surprize...NO!! my photos actually got votes!!! and I recieved an overall rating of 8.75 out of 10! I am still getting over the shock!!!!!!!!! Included in this was an absolutly drop dead gorgeous 20 year old blonde Canadian man, begging for me to "skype" with him!! I did have skype many moons ago buy never used it so I uninstalled it...but I find it realy odd that such handsome young men would want to chat to an aged old crock like me!! LOL!!!!! This also happened on Outpost gallifrey where a dishy young man of (then) 17 kept mithering me to chat with him, and began flooding me with online compliments!! Very flattering, but ultimatly a no!! I am married and certianly not into cradle robbing!! LOL!! But what is it with younger men and older women? Do they see us as having much more expierance or what? I find it odd that this Canadian chap had not already got a girlfriend as he was absolutly gorgeous, if they were indeed his photos!! Anyway it was fun and flattering to get into this *good looks only club* but I dont think I will be using it as its just full of shallow people with overly inflated ego's, which I absolutly detest!! it was simply an interest experiment on my part!

Some of you may have noticed that I have started using a map at the top of the page to see who visits my blog and again I was very surprized to find a string of views from the United states. I just thought it would be interesting to see where my visiters come from and try to encourage them to post as I would love to get to know my readers better, like what is it they like about my blog, and suggestions on how I could make it more interesting! I think that would be wonderful!!! So to those of you who actually enjoy it here, please give me some input or feedback on what you would like to see or simply comment on any post!! I would dearly love to hear from you!! Also I have a fan in very central London who constantly hits my blog from the Westminster area (I do hope its not Gordon Brown!!) who are you and why are you my top reader with about 12 hits per week!! I would love to know as your my number one fan and as I don't belive I know anyone from this area of the world, please drop me a note or comment! That would be terrific!!! But thanks for the interest anyway!
So much fun!!!!!!!!............so much fun!!!!........ ;) tracking those IP's ;)

my Skype name is: aziraphale42
if you have Skype, look me up! ;)

Laughing at the sillyness of Dereks story of the time he got arrested in China, I never belived it would ever happen to me!!

But it did.........

Several years before Derek met me he was in China doing a cycle tour...did I mention he also cycled across Canada in an epic journey lasting 5 months!! Wish I had been on the scene then and we could have gone tandem! Well following this he flew to Hong Kong and prepared for another epic trip which included cycling the great Wall. Whilst in Kanding Derek had inadvertently swore at a Police officer, and quickly found himself arrested and having to answer for himself in a rather grubby little police station...at least this is what he told me! Somehow this police officer had pissed Derek off and Derek learned to swear in fluent Mandarin, just to annoy him. Now there is a lot of police corruption in China and its not realy a very good idea to swear at a policeman, but non the less he did Derek had told him....
"Ne zha dabien!!! Ne zha zazhong!!"
Which loosly traslated means "you are a shit and a bastard!!".....emmm not a good idea Derek, so he was arrested but later that day was realesed without charge! Needless to say I always found this story very ammusing, when he told it to me one evening while playing Mah Jhong in the kitchen of the private live in, upstairs bit of the Wheatsheaf pub!
On our trip, and after a spiet of bad luck which included a bas crash on a mountain side, a guest house fire, my suffering aomebic Dysentry I dident realy think things could get much worse untill my passport was stolen on the Thai island Kho Samui. It was daft realy...Derek and had gone out for the day and I had foolishly left my money belt containing my passport under the pillow in our beach chalet. We had locked it with our own padlocks so I belived it would be safe!!! NOT!!!...The night before I was sat on our veranda getting mildly drunk when I had noticed a man creeping around other chalets trying the doors. It look creepy so I went in and told Derek who was lay splayed out on the bed reading! We both crept outside to watch this bloke, only for him to notice us and then he vanished. In the morning Derek and I dident even consider that this chap might come back to rob us, but he did. We returned from our day out to find my passport gone, along with the whole of my money belt!! Fortunatly I had, had no cash or travelers cheques in there as Derek was carrying it for me, it had just contained some loose change of various currencies, but on the black market my passport would have been like finding a bar of gold!!
To cut a long story short we had to catch the overnight, sleeper train back to Bangkok to get a replacement, which we did and stayed in Bangkok for another 3 nights while it was being processed. Chuffed to bits when I got my new passport from the British embassy I just happily stuffed it into my new money belt and off we went to book a train for the next stage of our journey which was crossing the border into Malaysia! It had been a stuffy, airless hot morning as the train we were on trundeld toward the border with what seemed endless carriages and about 2,000 passengers. At the border we pulled to a halt as customs people boarded our train to check everyones passports and travel documents. Derek had warned me that this could take some time...what he dident tell me was I would end up holding up a train with 2,000 very angry passengers!!
A very smartly uniformed Malaysian customs officer took my passport and studied it carefully and suddenly glared at me, while two of his colleagues hauled me up, roughly from my seat and practially dragged me off the train, reading me my rights in Malaysian!! Derek ran after me and started shouting "what the hells going on?? Thats my WIFE!!" I was taken to a tiny office on the platform where thankfully there was an interpreter lady but by this time I was just dumb struck into silence untill she curtly informed me, in broken English that I was arrested for overstaying my visa!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!! I was screaching in my head, and began to cry!! I was even threatened with handcuffs untill Derek demanded to see my passport and said to me in a panic "They stamped the wrong date in it!!" He calmly explained this to two customs officers, the whole story of my stolen and replacement passport and that someone in the British embassy had put the 6th in instead of the 26th!! It had all been a massive mistake!! It dident alter the fact I was still in floods of tears and getting frustraited at Dereks apparent calmness. My only comfort was the two beautiful spaniel sniffer dogs that took an emmence like to me! I wanted a ciggie and handed them around as in Asia this is seen as a welcome gift. Dereks calmness was down to travel ettiquette. When in Asia NEVER loose your temper, and always try to be polite whatever the situation is. So between this and me handing out cigarettes to all, it softened the customs officers attitude to me and they started smiling and began to make a sting of phone calls, presumabally to the British Embassy in Bangkok!! Eventually the head officer changed the visa date and made a note in Malaysian in my passport, and with a huge smile escorted us back to the waiting train and 2,000 or so not so happy fellow passengers!! I had been so exhausted by all this that I could hardly climb the 3 steps back up to the carriage and my backpack suddenly felt twice as heavy. Derek had to haul me on the last step up!
I was shacking like a leaf....but the ordeal was ended!
.....But!........you should have seen some of the killer dirty looks I was given, when we boarded again...nasty..
As we trundeled off down the track I chain-smoked out of the window to calm my nerves...AND kept a very low profile!

Back in 2005 when this was released, I dident go to see it because it had been hyped so much in the media, and I will never go to see a movie that is "huyped up" except for Harry Potter and this that I have no choice as Derek practially drags me to the cinema when there is a new potter film. Anyway several days ago I got this award winning movie from Morrisons for the princley sum of £3!! What a bargin.....But what I haden't bargined for who a hauntingly, beautifull love story, exquisitly scripted and set over 30 years!!! Now I am not a huge fan of romance movies, straight or gay, I am just not that into romance, being much more of a horror, sci-fi fan! But at the end of this movie I was squeeking into my handkey like a silly guuuurrrl!!! A romantic movie that actually made me cry!! Not since "Somewher in Time" with Christopher Reeve and Jane Seymore have I cried at the end of a movie!!
It was the best £3 I ever spent!!!
Anyway...here goes

Brokeback Mountain

"I ain't no queer" - Ennis Del Mar
Brokeback Mountain starts in 1963. We meet two teenage ranch hands out to make some money over a summer by herding a flock of sheep up on Brokeback Mountain. Strangers when they meet, they must work together to tend to a camp and watch the sheep for predators.
These two meet for the first time on the day they were hired, but before they come down from Brokeback they have formed a bond that neither one of them had expected. There are no words to explain what they feel, there is no vocabulary and no support system for men in the 1960's who happen to find that once in a lifetime connection..... with another man!!!
"Me neither" - Jack Twist
Ennis is quiet and reserved. Heath Ledger brings this character to life with his first appearance on the screen. It is such a deep character study, so rich with passion and pain. He is a marvel to watch on the screen and it's almost impossible to take your eyes off him when he is in a scene.
Jack Twist is rowdy and romantic. Jake Gyllenhaal lights up Jack's eyes with all of the hope and desire needed to transport the audience to that place where love takes hold of you, ready or not! Jack is the risk taker and the dreamer. He has a ranch in his mind where he and Ennis could share their love all the time, and not just in stolen moments.
So they painfully part ways after that summer. Never knowing if they will ever see each other again. Each one takes a wife and tries to lead the life society expects them to lead.
But how do you forget the deepest love you have ever felt? How do you not let that have an effect on you for the rest of your life? And what do you do when it all comes back to you later in life? You may be different, but true love remains the same!!!
This story is so universal. When posed with choices as difficult as responsibility to your wife and children compared to a life with the one that you love....well there are no easy answers....
Experiencing a love that takes your breath away, that makes you want to work and compromise anything and everything to keep it....it is both wonderful and frightening. It can make you question everything you have done in your life to that point and everything you will do in the future.
"If you can't change it, you gotta stand it" - Ennis Del Mar
But one true thing about that kind of love , it's anything but "queer".....

This movie is absolutly awesome and a must see for anyone!!!
out of 10 I would give it a 20!!!!!!!

*applauds loudly*

....we were about to take off in our Singapore airlines jumbo, bound for India, for the first time...and, embarracingly, I was in floods of tears! You see I had never, up untill then, gone further than a weeks break to Tenerfie before this, and as we boarded, a moment of compleate terror filled me, thinking I must be absolutly bonkers to go it south east Asia for 2 years!!!...needless to say I soon calmed down!
Well we aint flying anywhere this morning, and my biggest dilemma at the moment is what to cook for dinner!! Mum is coming, but my enthusiasm for a full roast dinner, has vanished, as we have eaten far too much over the festive season! So mum and I are having lasagne and Derek is having his chicken in white wine that he made a couple of days ago, so all I need to get from Morrisons this morning is galic bread and a lighter!! Annoyingly I ran out of lighter fuel a few days ago, and have been lighting cigges of a tea candle on the coffe table. My fault as I simply forgot, silly mare!
So just a bit of slight news to report!
I am off Facebook folks (apart from blog updates) as I have some serious security issues over there so I wont be posting anymore pics ect. I only realised these issues after posting all my Asia piccies over there at the start of the season, but another friend kindly pointed out to me, that unless they are copywrited Facebook actually "ownes" any matieral posted there, and as I have plans for a pictorial travel book, this prospect is absolutly horrifing!! So I have removed everything and partly closed my account! I still play happy aquarium on there, and will continue to read friends updates, but the only postings I will be making will be blog updates! ...However, I will continue to !"Tweet" as I realy like twitter and its far less intrusive than Facebook or Myspace! My tweets have got a bit daft of late, as I have been tweeting silly bumper sticker sayings, but hey!!!! Life shouldent be that serious anyway!!!
Finally Dr Who "end of time".....emmmm....where the heck was the story??????
I simply "dident get it" although I did like some aspects like "the glove of Rassilon" (methinks the underpants of Rassilon will come next) and the CGI which was nicely done, but the story was non existant!! Aslo I thought the first bit with the Doctor tied to the chair was cringlingly kinky and was a bit too close to a gay bondage video to my tastes!...*coughs*...Perhaps Russle T just wanted to see Tennant all gagged, tied up and helpless. Excuse me, but the Doctor is NEVER helpless!! And the ending?? That had to be the longest, most drawn out, emotionally innate ending of any Dr Who! At this point I thought I would be crying my eyes out, but no...I was making a cup of tea, having compleatly given up on having any kind of story in the first 20 minuits!! Sorry, but I realy was non too keen on this, but I am very sad to see Tennant go. He was a superb Dr Who and Matt Smith has got a very hard act to follow. I wish him the best of luck!!
Ok, I am off for now, but just before I go I must mention what I was doing last night!!
I was reading hysterically funny "scam the scammers" stories on 419 Baiter...its the best fun you can have on the internet if your bored. These stories involves Nigierian advance fee scammers, and how certain people have turned the tables on these evil criminals by scamming them right back, and having a jolly good laugh in the process. If you find yourself at an internet loss, please take a look at 419baiter.com and go too "the game" which is where the stories are, and they even incude amusing phone audio of the scammers!! Its bloody brilliant!!

Gotta go shopping! Bye for now Vix x