70 Things Not to say to a man with a small Penis........


1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.

This made me laugh, as I think there is some truth in it!!

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/four-signs-hes-got-a-small-penis-507040/

You will have to copy and paste the blog article, as I still haven't got the link thing figured out...but this got me thinking...??

When all the guuurly giggling had finished, I started thinking that there is some truth in this! Men who project a fantastically sucessful life will often have no life in reality! Speaking as a lady with "some" knowledge of such things...chaps who have a huge car, an ego the size of Manhatten!, and give elaborate public displays of affection to assert their "maleness" will more often than not, have a small one! In some ways they are trying thier best to make up for their inadequacies in that department by telling all they know, how wonderful they are!! Its a shame realy that these chaps feel the need to do this because, when your relay in love, size dose not matter to a woman, as long as the man knows how to use what little he has, succesfully!
Good grief I have just realised this is the only blog of a sexual nature I have ever done!!
Years ago now, I dated such a man for a very "short" while! I kind of fell for him because he was funny and made me laugh...but that was all. He had a top job in a bank, a Porsch 911, and was constantly bragging about how much money he could make in one day! Alarm bells should have started ringing realy. But I was totally taken in by his gleaming, lazer white smile...without realising he had false teeth!!! HAHAHAHahahha!!!! However, alarm bells did begin ringing when he started being very secretive about his home life!! About 2 months into our realationship we went to his bank at night and he wanted to "get on with it" there and then, which I was none too keen about because the place was riddled with CCtv! He got all passionate, opened his hugely expensive, designer trouser and...you've guessed it....a PRAWN fell out!! Needless to say I ran a mile!!!! Later that week I finished with him, and even later on I found out the truth about this person I had had a narrow brush with!! Not only was he married with children, he had been sacked for embezzelment, ended up with a job as a car salesman, had flase teeth, a toupee AND a string of girlfriends. In short (if you will pardon the pun!) he was narrow, selfish, loved himself possible more than he could ever love anyone, and a creepy, ugly little man who's inner insecurities led him to have no life what so ever!
I felt quite sorry for him in the end! Poor chap!But I had, had a very narrow brush with a man who was so shallow, he made my dogs bowl look deep!!
On the other side of the coin I dated a man with a very small willy he was quite lovely....however he had 6 kids by the age of 28!! He was a manager for McDonalds in Warrington and he had no illusions and no ego!! It was a well known fact he had a small willy and one night his assistant manager cruelly reminded him of this in front of me...as quick as a flash, Bill shot back "It might be small, but its filled 6 prams!!"

...Although I am at an age now where such matters get further from my mind, I do like the saying at the bottom of the article I posted at the top of this blog......

"Its not the size of the boat its the motion of the Ocean...but I would rather ride a speed boat than a rowing boat!!" ROFLMAO!!
Sorry if I have offened anyone with this..but its just a fact of life realy!