70 Things Not to say to a man with a small Penis........


1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.

This made me laugh, as I think there is some truth in it!!

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/four-signs-hes-got-a-small-penis-507040/

You will have to copy and paste the blog article, as I still haven't got the link thing figured out...but this got me thinking...??

When all the guuurly giggling had finished, I started thinking that there is some truth in this! Men who project a fantastically sucessful life will often have no life in reality! Speaking as a lady with "some" knowledge of such things...chaps who have a huge car, an ego the size of Manhatten!, and give elaborate public displays of affection to assert their "maleness" will more often than not, have a small one! In some ways they are trying thier best to make up for their inadequacies in that department by telling all they know, how wonderful they are!! Its a shame realy that these chaps feel the need to do this because, when your relay in love, size dose not matter to a woman, as long as the man knows how to use what little he has, succesfully!
Good grief I have just realised this is the only blog of a sexual nature I have ever done!!
Years ago now, I dated such a man for a very "short" while! I kind of fell for him because he was funny and made me laugh...but that was all. He had a top job in a bank, a Porsch 911, and was constantly bragging about how much money he could make in one day! Alarm bells should have started ringing realy. But I was totally taken in by his gleaming, lazer white smile...without realising he had false teeth!!! HAHAHAHahahha!!!! However, alarm bells did begin ringing when he started being very secretive about his home life!! About 2 months into our realationship we went to his bank at night and he wanted to "get on with it" there and then, which I was none too keen about because the place was riddled with CCtv! He got all passionate, opened his hugely expensive, designer trouser and...you've guessed it....a PRAWN fell out!! Needless to say I ran a mile!!!! Later that week I finished with him, and even later on I found out the truth about this person I had had a narrow brush with!! Not only was he married with children, he had been sacked for embezzelment, ended up with a job as a car salesman, had flase teeth, a toupee AND a string of girlfriends. In short (if you will pardon the pun!) he was narrow, selfish, loved himself possible more than he could ever love anyone, and a creepy, ugly little man who's inner insecurities led him to have no life what so ever!
I felt quite sorry for him in the end! Poor chap!But I had, had a very narrow brush with a man who was so shallow, he made my dogs bowl look deep!!
On the other side of the coin I dated a man with a very small willy he was quite lovely....however he had 6 kids by the age of 28!! He was a manager for McDonalds in Warrington and he had no illusions and no ego!! It was a well known fact he had a small willy and one night his assistant manager cruelly reminded him of this in front of me...as quick as a flash, Bill shot back "It might be small, but its filled 6 prams!!"

...Although I am at an age now where such matters get further from my mind, I do like the saying at the bottom of the article I posted at the top of this blog......

"Its not the size of the boat its the motion of the Ocean...but I would rather ride a speed boat than a rowing boat!!" ROFLMAO!!
Sorry if I have offened anyone with this..but its just a fact of life realy!

Having had a full weekend to try out our new blu ray system, I can honestly say that its the best thing I have ever seen via a TV....Except perhaps for the moon landing in 1969, when I was two! I can vividly remember sitting on a rug in front of the TV looking up at these strange fellows in weird suits, convinced they were actually behind the telly!! hehehehe.....Ok, back to the blu ray thingy...
Derek was the first to try it out on Friday evening with "Yellow stone" the story of Yellow stone park in the states. I simply let him get on with it as I was in the middle of watching "Planet of the Daleks" with Jon Pertwee. I am watching an episode each night at about 9pm after my bath. When it had finished I gave mum my usual nightly phone call, and just then Derek came upstairs and said "You realy have to see this!!"....while still on the phone, I came down stairs and WOW!!!!!!! it was just like watching 3D! minus the silly glasses and the head-ache!!! The picture was so crystal clear, I felt lik e I could reach into it and grab somthing!! On the phone I could hardly speak as mum asked me what it was like, but I did promise her that Saturday (her birthday) she was to come around and have lunch and see it for herself. Previously I had bought "The red shoes" Moira Shearer film, one of mine and mums favorites and I put that on for her. It was rather funny as she and Sirius were sat on the couch, both of them *glued* to the TV. Needless to say it got a huge seal of approval from mum!!!!!! Next up was the full series of Planet Earth, which both Derek and I have been glued to, and on Saturday night we watched one of my all time favorite films "Poltergiest!" and although I must have seen this film well over 100 times, and could practically recite all the script (much to Dereks annoyance) there were certain parts of the film I had never even noticed before!!! In blue ray EVERYTHING is so very clear...I had never even realised the number of the house in Poltergiest before!!! Weirdly its 4267!!! My current age and year of birth!! and some bits of the film actually made me jump!!! But that was a combination of the blu ray and the explosive home cinema sound!!
Opps.......must dash!!
Derek has just reminded me we are going out for lunch, and then for a drive in the country, to take Sirius walking!
Hope to see ya soon!!
x

I must have been thinking about Richard Hammond when these were taken!! *coughs*









*cringes*

Andrew your a genius!!!!!!!!!

I only just spotted this and its AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its been a wee bit busy here!!
But on Sunday my hands were firmly tied by Virgin broadband as the provider went down for over 22 hours, which was realy annoying!
Grrrrrrr!!!
Well Derek and I have finally gone hi tech and entered the 21st century this week! For our new home, Derek has ordered a Blu-ray home cinema system from Amazon, and I have got my first ever Ipod!! hehehehehe....Now with the ipod I was a bit befuddled realy as I have never used one before, and as I got it from ebay there was no instructions with it, although it is a new Nano, so I had to download the instructions from the internet...and WOW!! what a new world I entered! Untill I got this perky little device I had somehow convinced myself that they were just for teenagers and only stored an inordinate ammount of music. But oh how wrong I was! At first I was quite dissapointed as I had to register with Itunes to use my new nano, and I had imagined this to be quite restrictive as I know itunes charges for downloads. So I put my brain into gear, learnet how to use my pod and figured out the navigation of itunes and its absolutly brilliant! No sooner had I hooked up the pod to my laptop, than it started downloading some 500 songs from my hard drive and it only took seconds! The I explored other oppertunites and test downloaded an episode of Harry Enfield for the princely sum of £1 from itunes. At this point I was thinking a full TV episode would take hours to down load but I am happy to say I was wrong! It took seconds!! and I am going to follow it today by downloading some of my favorite Fauwlty Towers episodes! Oh how chuffed to buggery I am!!!!!!!! and I havent even began to explore the movies and video recording capabillities of my new found electronic friend. I showed it to mum on Sunday and she could hardly belive her eyes!! I asked her what Dad would have though of it? She laughed and said "Joyce! Vicky has left her ciggie lighter here again!!"...So now I am looking forward to entering the world of blu-ray ome cinema!! I have been checking out the blu-ray titles on line and at local stores and I must say I have been quite dissapointed with the choice as it seems very limeted to new release cinema! However I have found a little gem on ebay! "The best of Ray Harryhousen" on blu-ray which is a three disc set of this genius of stop start animation!! I would love it if I could find the best of "Stan Winston!" the monster making genius behind Alien, Predator, and the Kathogo from "The Relic"!! But sadly (for me at least) The selection of "Hammer" films on blu-ray is almost non-existant! Booo Hoooo!!!! I can't exisit without my Hammer films!! But I am sure in time they may well be released!
As for our house!! Well I have not been brave enough to go round there this week! Derek has told me the ceiling from the main bedroom has compleatly gone!!! Goodness know what a mess its in!! and they have started work on the livingroom cieling. The actually refurbishment starts in the first week of February! I can't wait!! So in the meantime I have comforted myself with going on a very retro, Pertwee kick as well as watching the full set of "Key to time" (Oh God I need to get a life!!) while sitting comfortably on my brand new Dr Who dovet cover on the bed!! I couldent resist it!!! £20 for the full Dr Who, double douvet set from ebay...the only probalm is now Derek and I argue over who gets what, Tardis, Cybermen, Dalek pillowcases we get each night so I have to keep swapping them! LOL!!! (we both need to get a life!!!) Derek has bought me a docking system for my ipod so I am going to try that out today! I wish I had my pole around here so I could start pole dancing again, as recently I have been sitting around far too much and am feeling very unfit! Crikey!! I have just had a thought that I hope they don't take the living room ceiling down as my pole attachment is in the ceiling, bolted to a joist in the bedroom floor! It took Derek ages to drill and install that for me. The attachemnt without the pole looks almost like a water sprinkler so its not intrusive on my living room decore when the pole is down and put away...still, that should be the least of my concernes at the moment!
As for today, well, Derek and I are taking some time out to go and feed the ducks and Swans at Sywell res, and perhaps have an icecream! Oh and Sirius has a slight hangover as he decided it would be nice to polish off a full can of John Smiths in one go last night!!!!!! Heck if he was human he could happily drink me under the table!!
Off to play with my ipod and docking system now!! hehehehehe....should be fun!
Bye x

Now everything has started moving with our home and our days at our temporary address seem to be numbered, I thought I would treat myself to some long over-due Dr Who DVD box sets and what a delightful surprize I just got!!!
The Key to time 7 DVD box set is selling on Amazon for £145 and I have just got it off ebay for £30 and its the limited edition too!!! My other purcheses are "Benith the surface" box set and "Dalek War!" box set all for superb prices off ebay!! I have even bought a small DVD rack that I am going to mount on the wall on my side of the bed so I can keep my favoite stories in....Boy oh boy will I have some WHO marathons when we get back home, after all the work is finished!
I have nearly all Dr who stories on video but over the years the video is getting pooer and poorer quality, and although I have stopped collecting, I am steadily replacing all the titles I can on DVD format! I am quite ashamed to admit it but I have only a few of the new series discs although I have the compleat 1st, 2nd and 3rd series...I kind of gave up after that! But the classic Who will alway have my heart! There is bugger all on telly tonight and as Derek wants to watch "Survivers" I will have an early bath and indulge in "the Grenn Death" with my all time favorite Dr Who, Jon Pertwee! some port and a supper of Irish cabbage and bacon! If you haven't tried it please do so as its realy yummy and with a small side of galic bread is a perfect supper or a delightful way to serve cabbage on your Sunday roast. It does exactly what it says on the tin....
Get a large "sweetheart" cabbage or two if they are small. Chop and boil for 8 minuits in seasoned water (salt and pepper) take a packet of streaky, unsmoked bacon and chop and fry in olive oil. Fry untill just truning crip. Drain cooked cabbage add some more pepper to taste, and chop further with a knife. Combine the cabbage and bacon in a lidded cassrole dish and add a large nob of real butter to the top!! Hey presto!! Irish cabbage n' Bacon!! can be heated up in the microwave in seconds, and will keep for about a week. It actually tastes better after 24 hours in the fridge as the flavors get a change to combine. This was a recipie I got of Dereks auntie when we made a trip to Donegal some years ago where I learned to make soda bread too! Irish cooking is fantastic and I have learned several traditional recipies.
Ok...am off to fry the bacon now! byeee! x

As I mentioned slightly before Chirstmas, we our having our house compleatly refurbished and finnaly the work starts to commence tomorrow!! Yipppppppeeeee!!! and its about bloody time too!!
We have had huge hold ups and delays because we are having some structual work doing, and following tests done on existing plaster and artex work it was reavealed we have a dangerous level of aspestos in our property, which makes me worry because we have aleady been living there for 15 years!! So that all had to be removed, and what a bomb site it looks!! I will take some pictures as the work progresses, but the builder has just called for the keys so they can start tomorrow. Derek and me were warned to wear hard hats and boots when we go around to our house, but as we dont have hard hats we will just have to be carefull. I have my turquoise Doc Martins though which should be ok! Anyway apart from taking photo's we only need to go around there to feed the fish realy, or pick up anything we need in our substitute home!...the aspestos thing was a bit of a shock though...When I was about 8 and in school our school had to be closed while aspestos was removed during refurbishment. These days its compleatly banned in all new property but back in 1986 when our house was built aspestos was still being used widely in building work, as we had this explained to us...Anyway there have been the fun bit of choosing new furnature, colour schems (sky blue and white) carpets ect. In fact only yesteday we went to carpet wright and both of us totally fell in love with a royal blue deep soft pile, chizzelled carpet. Now almost everything has been chosen between us (right down to the swartzki crystal handles on the bedroom suite) the best is yet to come. We have decided to go all hi tech for the bed and have chosen on the the latest "pop up TV beds"

below!!



The ultimate in TOTAL SLOBBERY!!!!!!!!!! *giggles*
This is a standard double be we have chosen the same in king size, which is slightly smaller than out old bed as that was super-dooper king size. 6ft by 7ft or so...it was nice having a bed that big, but a pain in the arse to buy bed linnen for unless it was off ebay, and and even bigger pain in the arse to hoover (Dyson) around. So although we have our flashy BED TV it will be a slightly smaller bed...but hey!!! COSEY!!!
Hope everyone is keeping warm and cosey in the freezing weather!
love Vix

For those of you who dont know, beautifulpeople.com is a very elitist website, geared spacifically twards those few individuals who have a pleasing physical appearence! and just before Christmas there was a big who-har over the net beacuse 5,000 of its members were banned for being too fat!!!!! Its an interesting story if you google it! Now to get on there you must upload a picture of yourself and you have 48 hours for people to "vote" on how attractive they find your picture. If they vote and your accepted, hey presto! your admitted to this "club"...if not your sent a curt email to say you have not had enough votes and your application was rejected!!
So I tried a little experiment!
I uploaded a couple of photo's including two of me on the Everest trek, because in these I am wearing no make up and they are fully body shots and at the ripe old age of 42, I thought that I would automaticaly get rejected, but to my surprize...NO!! my photos actually got votes!!! and I recieved an overall rating of 8.75 out of 10! I am still getting over the shock!!!!!!!!! Included in this was an absolutly drop dead gorgeous 20 year old blonde Canadian man, begging for me to "skype" with him!! I did have skype many moons ago buy never used it so I uninstalled it...but I find it realy odd that such handsome young men would want to chat to an aged old crock like me!! LOL!!!!! This also happened on Outpost gallifrey where a dishy young man of (then) 17 kept mithering me to chat with him, and began flooding me with online compliments!! Very flattering, but ultimatly a no!! I am married and certianly not into cradle robbing!! LOL!! But what is it with younger men and older women? Do they see us as having much more expierance or what? I find it odd that this Canadian chap had not already got a girlfriend as he was absolutly gorgeous, if they were indeed his photos!! Anyway it was fun and flattering to get into this *good looks only club* but I dont think I will be using it as its just full of shallow people with overly inflated ego's, which I absolutly detest!! it was simply an interest experiment on my part!

Some of you may have noticed that I have started using a map at the top of the page to see who visits my blog and again I was very surprized to find a string of views from the United states. I just thought it would be interesting to see where my visiters come from and try to encourage them to post as I would love to get to know my readers better, like what is it they like about my blog, and suggestions on how I could make it more interesting! I think that would be wonderful!!! So to those of you who actually enjoy it here, please give me some input or feedback on what you would like to see or simply comment on any post!! I would dearly love to hear from you!! Also I have a fan in very central London who constantly hits my blog from the Westminster area (I do hope its not Gordon Brown!!) who are you and why are you my top reader with about 12 hits per week!! I would love to know as your my number one fan and as I don't belive I know anyone from this area of the world, please drop me a note or comment! That would be terrific!!! But thanks for the interest anyway!
So much fun!!!!!!!!............so much fun!!!!........ ;) tracking those IP's ;)

my Skype name is: aziraphale42
if you have Skype, look me up! ;)

Laughing at the sillyness of Dereks story of the time he got arrested in China, I never belived it would ever happen to me!!

But it did.........

Several years before Derek met me he was in China doing a cycle tour...did I mention he also cycled across Canada in an epic journey lasting 5 months!! Wish I had been on the scene then and we could have gone tandem! Well following this he flew to Hong Kong and prepared for another epic trip which included cycling the great Wall. Whilst in Kanding Derek had inadvertently swore at a Police officer, and quickly found himself arrested and having to answer for himself in a rather grubby little police station...at least this is what he told me! Somehow this police officer had pissed Derek off and Derek learned to swear in fluent Mandarin, just to annoy him. Now there is a lot of police corruption in China and its not realy a very good idea to swear at a policeman, but non the less he did Derek had told him....
"Ne zha dabien!!! Ne zha zazhong!!"
Which loosly traslated means "you are a shit and a bastard!!".....emmm not a good idea Derek, so he was arrested but later that day was realesed without charge! Needless to say I always found this story very ammusing, when he told it to me one evening while playing Mah Jhong in the kitchen of the private live in, upstairs bit of the Wheatsheaf pub!
On our trip, and after a spiet of bad luck which included a bas crash on a mountain side, a guest house fire, my suffering aomebic Dysentry I dident realy think things could get much worse untill my passport was stolen on the Thai island Kho Samui. It was daft realy...Derek and had gone out for the day and I had foolishly left my money belt containing my passport under the pillow in our beach chalet. We had locked it with our own padlocks so I belived it would be safe!!! NOT!!!...The night before I was sat on our veranda getting mildly drunk when I had noticed a man creeping around other chalets trying the doors. It look creepy so I went in and told Derek who was lay splayed out on the bed reading! We both crept outside to watch this bloke, only for him to notice us and then he vanished. In the morning Derek and I dident even consider that this chap might come back to rob us, but he did. We returned from our day out to find my passport gone, along with the whole of my money belt!! Fortunatly I had, had no cash or travelers cheques in there as Derek was carrying it for me, it had just contained some loose change of various currencies, but on the black market my passport would have been like finding a bar of gold!!
To cut a long story short we had to catch the overnight, sleeper train back to Bangkok to get a replacement, which we did and stayed in Bangkok for another 3 nights while it was being processed. Chuffed to bits when I got my new passport from the British embassy I just happily stuffed it into my new money belt and off we went to book a train for the next stage of our journey which was crossing the border into Malaysia! It had been a stuffy, airless hot morning as the train we were on trundeld toward the border with what seemed endless carriages and about 2,000 passengers. At the border we pulled to a halt as customs people boarded our train to check everyones passports and travel documents. Derek had warned me that this could take some time...what he dident tell me was I would end up holding up a train with 2,000 very angry passengers!!
A very smartly uniformed Malaysian customs officer took my passport and studied it carefully and suddenly glared at me, while two of his colleagues hauled me up, roughly from my seat and practially dragged me off the train, reading me my rights in Malaysian!! Derek ran after me and started shouting "what the hells going on?? Thats my WIFE!!" I was taken to a tiny office on the platform where thankfully there was an interpreter lady but by this time I was just dumb struck into silence untill she curtly informed me, in broken English that I was arrested for overstaying my visa!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!! I was screaching in my head, and began to cry!! I was even threatened with handcuffs untill Derek demanded to see my passport and said to me in a panic "They stamped the wrong date in it!!" He calmly explained this to two customs officers, the whole story of my stolen and replacement passport and that someone in the British embassy had put the 6th in instead of the 26th!! It had all been a massive mistake!! It dident alter the fact I was still in floods of tears and getting frustraited at Dereks apparent calmness. My only comfort was the two beautiful spaniel sniffer dogs that took an emmence like to me! I wanted a ciggie and handed them around as in Asia this is seen as a welcome gift. Dereks calmness was down to travel ettiquette. When in Asia NEVER loose your temper, and always try to be polite whatever the situation is. So between this and me handing out cigarettes to all, it softened the customs officers attitude to me and they started smiling and began to make a sting of phone calls, presumabally to the British Embassy in Bangkok!! Eventually the head officer changed the visa date and made a note in Malaysian in my passport, and with a huge smile escorted us back to the waiting train and 2,000 or so not so happy fellow passengers!! I had been so exhausted by all this that I could hardly climb the 3 steps back up to the carriage and my backpack suddenly felt twice as heavy. Derek had to haul me on the last step up!
I was shacking like a leaf....but the ordeal was ended!
.....But!........you should have seen some of the killer dirty looks I was given, when we boarded again...nasty..
As we trundeled off down the track I chain-smoked out of the window to calm my nerves...AND kept a very low profile!

Back in 2005 when this was released, I dident go to see it because it had been hyped so much in the media, and I will never go to see a movie that is "huyped up" except for Harry Potter and this that I have no choice as Derek practially drags me to the cinema when there is a new potter film. Anyway several days ago I got this award winning movie from Morrisons for the princley sum of £3!! What a bargin.....But what I haden't bargined for who a hauntingly, beautifull love story, exquisitly scripted and set over 30 years!!! Now I am not a huge fan of romance movies, straight or gay, I am just not that into romance, being much more of a horror, sci-fi fan! But at the end of this movie I was squeeking into my handkey like a silly guuuurrrl!!! A romantic movie that actually made me cry!! Not since "Somewher in Time" with Christopher Reeve and Jane Seymore have I cried at the end of a movie!!
It was the best £3 I ever spent!!!
Anyway...here goes

Brokeback Mountain

"I ain't no queer" - Ennis Del Mar
Brokeback Mountain starts in 1963. We meet two teenage ranch hands out to make some money over a summer by herding a flock of sheep up on Brokeback Mountain. Strangers when they meet, they must work together to tend to a camp and watch the sheep for predators.
These two meet for the first time on the day they were hired, but before they come down from Brokeback they have formed a bond that neither one of them had expected. There are no words to explain what they feel, there is no vocabulary and no support system for men in the 1960's who happen to find that once in a lifetime connection..... with another man!!!
"Me neither" - Jack Twist
Ennis is quiet and reserved. Heath Ledger brings this character to life with his first appearance on the screen. It is such a deep character study, so rich with passion and pain. He is a marvel to watch on the screen and it's almost impossible to take your eyes off him when he is in a scene.
Jack Twist is rowdy and romantic. Jake Gyllenhaal lights up Jack's eyes with all of the hope and desire needed to transport the audience to that place where love takes hold of you, ready or not! Jack is the risk taker and the dreamer. He has a ranch in his mind where he and Ennis could share their love all the time, and not just in stolen moments.
So they painfully part ways after that summer. Never knowing if they will ever see each other again. Each one takes a wife and tries to lead the life society expects them to lead.
But how do you forget the deepest love you have ever felt? How do you not let that have an effect on you for the rest of your life? And what do you do when it all comes back to you later in life? You may be different, but true love remains the same!!!
This story is so universal. When posed with choices as difficult as responsibility to your wife and children compared to a life with the one that you love....well there are no easy answers....
Experiencing a love that takes your breath away, that makes you want to work and compromise anything and everything to keep it....it is both wonderful and frightening. It can make you question everything you have done in your life to that point and everything you will do in the future.
"If you can't change it, you gotta stand it" - Ennis Del Mar
But one true thing about that kind of love , it's anything but "queer".....

This movie is absolutly awesome and a must see for anyone!!!
out of 10 I would give it a 20!!!!!!!

*applauds loudly*

....we were about to take off in our Singapore airlines jumbo, bound for India, for the first time...and, embarracingly, I was in floods of tears! You see I had never, up untill then, gone further than a weeks break to Tenerfie before this, and as we boarded, a moment of compleate terror filled me, thinking I must be absolutly bonkers to go it south east Asia for 2 years!!!...needless to say I soon calmed down!
Well we aint flying anywhere this morning, and my biggest dilemma at the moment is what to cook for dinner!! Mum is coming, but my enthusiasm for a full roast dinner, has vanished, as we have eaten far too much over the festive season! So mum and I are having lasagne and Derek is having his chicken in white wine that he made a couple of days ago, so all I need to get from Morrisons this morning is galic bread and a lighter!! Annoyingly I ran out of lighter fuel a few days ago, and have been lighting cigges of a tea candle on the coffe table. My fault as I simply forgot, silly mare!
So just a bit of slight news to report!
I am off Facebook folks (apart from blog updates) as I have some serious security issues over there so I wont be posting anymore pics ect. I only realised these issues after posting all my Asia piccies over there at the start of the season, but another friend kindly pointed out to me, that unless they are copywrited Facebook actually "ownes" any matieral posted there, and as I have plans for a pictorial travel book, this prospect is absolutly horrifing!! So I have removed everything and partly closed my account! I still play happy aquarium on there, and will continue to read friends updates, but the only postings I will be making will be blog updates! ...However, I will continue to !"Tweet" as I realy like twitter and its far less intrusive than Facebook or Myspace! My tweets have got a bit daft of late, as I have been tweeting silly bumper sticker sayings, but hey!!!! Life shouldent be that serious anyway!!!
Finally Dr Who "end of time".....emmmm....where the heck was the story??????
I simply "dident get it" although I did like some aspects like "the glove of Rassilon" (methinks the underpants of Rassilon will come next) and the CGI which was nicely done, but the story was non existant!! Aslo I thought the first bit with the Doctor tied to the chair was cringlingly kinky and was a bit too close to a gay bondage video to my tastes!...*coughs*...Perhaps Russle T just wanted to see Tennant all gagged, tied up and helpless. Excuse me, but the Doctor is NEVER helpless!! And the ending?? That had to be the longest, most drawn out, emotionally innate ending of any Dr Who! At this point I thought I would be crying my eyes out, but no...I was making a cup of tea, having compleatly given up on having any kind of story in the first 20 minuits!! Sorry, but I realy was non too keen on this, but I am very sad to see Tennant go. He was a superb Dr Who and Matt Smith has got a very hard act to follow. I wish him the best of luck!!
Ok, I am off for now, but just before I go I must mention what I was doing last night!!
I was reading hysterically funny "scam the scammers" stories on 419 Baiter...its the best fun you can have on the internet if your bored. These stories involves Nigierian advance fee scammers, and how certain people have turned the tables on these evil criminals by scamming them right back, and having a jolly good laugh in the process. If you find yourself at an internet loss, please take a look at 419baiter.com and go too "the game" which is where the stories are, and they even incude amusing phone audio of the scammers!! Its bloody brilliant!!

Gotta go shopping! Bye for now Vix x

Exactly what it says on the tin!!!

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=717306617

you will have to copy and paste the above link and "friend" me to view! Pictures from: India, China, Nepal, Indoniesia and Malaysia!

enjoy folks!! x

My wedding photos!!!!

My gown was a full, medieval, dark blue, heavy velvet "Vampirerss" gown by DARK ANGEL!!





























..........and finally we set off for our honeymoon tour of west Africa!!!!!!!!!

As Santa makes ready his sleigh and all is quietening down in the Harrison houshold!
Everything is done!!
This morning was a very early one, and we were up for 4:30am to make ready for our big food shop at 7am! It was cold first thing and I coulden't wake myself up, but two cups of coffee and toast and I was human again! I finished off my arm's length shopping list with some added extras from Derek in case I had forgotton anything, and so armed with list, several re-useable supermarket shopping bags and a healthy does of "surely it can't be busy this time in the morning?" we took off in the car a little after half 6am. Lo and behold it was busy though! I should have expected it realy...what I dident expect was the tannoy announcement....."Due to lisencing laws, we are unable to serve alcohol untill 8am!" What rubbish I thought. The shop could have applied for an early liscence, or told us on the board which advertised the early 7am opening! No, it was just a crafty sales tac tic to get you to spend more money as in: "Oh well we will just have to hang around for 50 minuites while filling our trolly's with unnessary and useless or wastefull items!" Well, Derek and I had a quick conference and he said he would come back later for the booze. To which I debated to hang about and wait for 8am, so we sould not have to make a return journey. I won! So we just hung about glowering at the checkout staff...hehehe We diden't get much booze anyway, just port for me, beer for Derek and Cherry B for mum, as well as wine and Schloer white grape, pop, juice and cordial.



On coming back I began to make the house clean and tidy and make some preparations for tomorrows lunch. I tend to make nearly all my Christmas dinner preparations the night before as I hate messing about peeling veg on Christmas morning. I like to plan everyhting carefully so that everything runs smoothly and we have a tasty lunch. This year though we have a change...in stead of Christmas pudding we are having homemade Gooseberry pie!! Mum is baking it as we speak, and I must say my mums pastry just melts in your mouth!! Much nicer than having a gritty, Christmas pud! I am not too keen on fruit cake anyway! Away from the food subject at the moment, Derek has me totally baffled with Christmas presents this year and I not sure what its all about? At the moment there are enough presents under the tree you would belive a family of 7 lives with us!!!! So yesterday me and mum decided to go back to town and buy Derek somthing extra...When I asked him about the mountain of gifts, he simply said he felt like it and some were only very small anyway! Not from where I am looking!!! Yesterday I inadvertently (honest!) picked up one small one adressed to me as it looked to be in the shape of a pork pie!! What the heck is he doing wrapping pork pies for Christmas?? But its not as it was solid, and before I could read the lable, he snatched it out of my hand and put it back under the tree!! I say I wanted to read the lable properly as Derek always writes a small, cryptic clue on iit, as to what the present is, and I have to guess before opening it!!! It sounds dull but its realy rather fun!!....Anyway, for the time being we are just putting our feet up and resting on our laurels knowing that everything is done! Currently Derek is watching "Banquet" one of his favorite Chinese films, which he loves. He has a large collection of Chinese cinema films! Personally I think its the pretty ladies that he loves!! LOL!!...as for me, well I am just about to have an early bath (as Sirius is getting his bath later) and smother myslef in jasmine bubbles! Then and only then will I truley relax!
Have a wonderful Christmas where ever you are!! and lots of love and Christmas wishes from Vicky, Derek and Sirius! x x x x x



p.s
I am going offline now untill the 3rd of Jan 10 so have a brilliant new year too!! ((((((((hugz))))))) x

Sorry, but this is a moaning one folks......
TV adverts are totally p***ing me off at the moment, simply because of the time of the year...and yes..I know some of my facebook friends will be compleatly horrified by the fact I have joined a group called "I hate charity adverts!" but I have quite simply ad enough of 'em (if you pardon the pun!!)

I would never consider myself heartless, although it may seem heartless to say I hate charity ads, but I actively support animal charities including PETA and IFAW, and indeed always donate to local causes at my Masonic Lodge, and indeed all Masonic activity is based in charity as its part of the Masonic code to "help those in need" and incase anyone missed it I AM A FREEMASON!...and even my dog, Sirius with whom I could not live without, came from the "Dog's Trust" charity!!! But I am heartily fed up with adverts depicting truley shocking images of sick and abused children, abused animals, and homeless people at the moment, simply being bombarded with them because its Christmas!!! My point is:
Should we only care about these poor creatures at Christmastime?????
Surely poor children, animals, and indeed adults need our care and charity all year round! Or at least thats how it should be!!
.........and its not just the charity ad's that are getting to me but its the "ordinary" ones too! Like constant perfect hero/heroine, designer perfume/aftershave ads...and then when you have stuffed your face silly on Christmas day, you have the "Gaviscon: what a feeling" adverts reminding you just how bad your indegstions is, but all the shops are shut anyway so you can't buy the stuff, unless you have previously stocked some in. I heartily wish "Go Compare" would go F**K OFF!!!! And even Coronation Street sponsered by "Harveys" is making me jittery too. I even bought all my dining room furnature at Harveys back in 2000, which included a full mohogany dinding suite and Jali (Indian) sideboard, 4 foot mirror and massive candlesticks, with absolutly no change from a £Grand!! Another bug-bare is the "had a personal injury" ads!!! Chap drilling and falling off his ladder. Lady walking through reception, slipping and damaging her knee, and the Irish lady who trips on plastic strapping!! Arggghhhhhhhh!! where does it end??

My top 20 annoying adverts!!! (sorry but I like making lists!!)

1: Go compare!!!....never before have I wanted to smash an opera singer in the chops!!

2: DFS!! when will that bleedin' sale end?

3: Foxy Bingo (or any Bingo advert)

4: Asda is cheaper on pricechecker

5: Save the children! (sorry folks but this actually makes me cry and anymore of it and I may commit suicide!)

6: Boots "here comes the girls" .......Im singing this in my sleep!!

7: Cash4Gold!!! .........nuff said

8: personal injury claims!

9: Perfect hero/ heroin perfum adverts...the guy one look very camp to me...??

10: Red driving school

11: Direct car insurance!

12: Scared- stops smoking with NHS using kids begging their parent to stop smoking or they will die...not since 1945 has there been such propaganda!!

13: Who is that whining singer who sounds drunk singing Gun'S and Roses on the M&S ADVERT??

14: iPhone

15: XBox 360!!! Arrrggghhhhhh!!!

16: I want to do a poo at Pauls (sounds a wee bit creepy/pervie.)

17: Iceland..........even more annoyng without Kerry!

18: Gaviscon..........cartoon firemen with large hoses *coughs*

19: Weird Guiness ad's.......whats the point??

20: Grouse Whisky....that dripping noise is soooooo annoying!!

.........maybe more to come later!

Awwwwwww!!!

Sirius has just dumped his soggy wet, snow covered bead in my lap following his evening walk with Derek!! Oh my goodness he looks sooo cute covered in snow (Sirius not Derek! LOL) ...I was going to get Sirius a doggie coat but Derek objected because of his breed which is a bearded collie/Briard mix, but I think he is more Briard becuase of his size (big). Briards come from France and are herding dogs, but like beardies they have a double layered thick coat specialy designed to keep them warm herding cattle in cold conditions! Derek recons a doggie coat would make him too hot!!! However, Sirius adores the snow and when he first saw it last week, he rolled around in it and ended up absolutly covered in snow!! His paws were a mass of snowballs!!

This is Sirius after his walk...aka "Pud, Pud!"



a little fuzzy but he was having a jolly good shake!!...and this is a snowcovered Derek!



The snow is coming down in bucketfulls here at the moment and its set to continue, but it does make it feel so Christmassy!!! Well everything is done....cards sent, presents wrapped, decorations and tree up, the only thing that is left to do is sorting the Christmas dinner! for which preparations wont start untill Christmas eve. But its so cosey snugged up in front ot the TV, all warm and fuzzy feeling while its blowing a veritable blizzard outside! I realy apprieciate my hot nightly bubble baths when its like this...But I wouldent be caught stuggling to the pub in that blizzard for all the tea in China! Absolutly nothing beats a lovely, homely Christmas! Even if this home is just for the next month or so...
I am realy looking forward to an early night, cuddled warm beneth my super tog duvet with a warming bowl of stew for supper, some Port and feeding Sirius, my "Pud, pud" his nightly special treats! :)

Neil Diamonds first and IMHO his finest hit "Crackling Rosie" is actually written about a bottol of WINE!!!!!!!!!!



I loved to sing along to this as a child, but I always thought he was singing about a lady who was perhaps "ordinary" as in the lyric "store-bought woman".......as I grew older I then became convinced he was singing about a blow up doll!! But the truth is he was singing about a cheep bottle of "Ros'e" wine!!

Was and always will be one of my favorie songs of all time!

Perhaps my version would be called "Crackling Croft Triple Crown port!"

LOL!!!!!!!!

In contrast to yeaterday's miserable, moaning post!!
100 THINGS I LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

1: Derek, my mum and my dog, Sirius!

2: my friends!

3: Animals (all mostly!)

4: Music (anything from the Sex Pistols to Handel)

5: Dr Who classic series

6: Jon Pertwee, God bless him!

7: Marc Bolan, God bless him too!

8: walking and hiking!

9: world travel of any kind

10: Troika pottery

11: Tudor History

12: realy decent sci-fi horror fiction or film

13: anything colourful, I adore bright colours and hate wishy washy pastals!

14: Calem white Port or a good vintage red

15: my nightly bubble-baths!!

16: ELO! I will always love this brilliant band!

17: India!!

18 Bali........my favorite island in the world!

19: the change of the seasons!

20: smelling morning due on the grass after a night in the tent!

21: traveling overland!

22: tea candles

23: Beautiful smells like jasmine and orange blossom

24: writing

25: playing Mah Jhong with Derek as he is a sore looser!!

26: Good debate!

27: cute sniffer dogs at customs!!

28: cuddling up warm and cosey on cold winter nights!

29: Prada perfume!!!!!!!!

30: Gary Oldman the actor!

31: Firetrap shoes!

32: watching Derek put up the Christmas decorations! (he is 6 foot 1 inch hehehe)

33: sharing a good meal!

34: Freemasonry!

35: Astronomy......I have a 14 inch reflector telescope!

36: singing!

37: amature dramatics!

38: Coronation street!

39: The Telegraph!

40: fresh warm sheets on the bed!!

41: Richard Hammond (for obvious reasons *coughs*)

42: thunderstorms!!

42: packing for a trip away!

43: reading the Tarot!

44: my portabel DVD player!

45: smartly dressed people!

46: pole dancing (yes I still do this!)

47: the writer, Phillipa Gregory!

48: my black Prada boots!

49: blue skies!

50: 747-400 aircraft!

51: dandelion and burdock! my favorite soft drink!

52: Welsh leek pie! (my grandmothers recipie! she was from Cardiff as was my dad)

53: hand written letters from friends!

54: learning new and unusual things!

55: reading National Geographic mag!

56: a lovely cup of tea!

57: spending time on my appearence and make up!

58: Clinique make up and skin care! (I use nothing else!)

59: knitting!

60: craft shops!

61: fake fur throw on my bed!

62: Bailiey's Irish cream cheesecake!!!!!!!!

63: swimming! (preferabally somwhere tropical)

64: applying Prada body cream after a hot bath!

65: my snuggly, soft dressing gown!

66: paper-weights!

67: Lindt chocolate!

68: my swimming pool! (though obviously not at this time of year, even though it is heated!)

69: cute guys in glasses!!

70: having a manicure!

71: Bergamott oil

72: white tartan!

73: my 1973 Gabrialle designes Paddington bear!

74: Balinese Gamelan orchestra!!

75: making my own travel documentaries!

76: playing Darts

77: Snooker both playing and watching!

78: memories of my Dad!

79: long warm summer evenings in the garden!

80: feeding the birds at Billing Mill

81: bathing Sirius!

82: following breaking news on Twitter

83: Playing Tetris!

84: chatting to Mum on the phone of an evening!

85: Sunday lunches!

86: cooking!

87: warming supper in winter!

88: New Dr Who (yes fairly low down on my list!)

89: Father Ted!

90: Carry on films!

91: Moby!

92: lava lamps!

93: Hats!

94: drinking mango lassie!

95: Mushroom lasagne!

96: loving the supernatural!

97: smoking!! (yes I go actually enjoy smoking!)

98: appriecaiting the finer things in life!

99: planning and organising!

100: making pointless lists!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

This top 100 things I hate milarkey seems to be quite trendy at the moment!!

So I am slightly out of my usual "not trendy self here!! LOL!!...........BUT HERE IS MY TOP 100 HATES!!! grrrr


1: Chav's or anything connected with chav culture!

2: rude, arrogant, ignorant, stupid people!

3: Smelly people

4: teenagers who wear jeans/ skirts round their ankles!

5: Strickly come dancing (should have been number one realy)

6: Simon Cowell smug t**t

7: Teenage mums with massive prams

8: huge prams in shops!

9: The nations obsession this z list celebrities!

10: Katie Price (Jordan)

11: Foreign call centres

12: Door-to-door salesman

13: X factor

14: Bullying (all forms of)

15: People who talk loudly on their mobile phones

16: snotty chav kids

17: People that park in disabled bays when they're not disabled!!

18: Sweating

19: Political people who project a "falsly, Im perfect" persona to gain more votes!

20: MP's expenses

21: Automated phone systems!

22: fascist ANTI smokers!!

23: PDA (public displays of affection) Get a room please.....or go to bed!!!

24: People shopping with their children who have assumed that having children give them special priveledges, like no manners and right of way.

25: People whose voice rises in pitch at the end of every sentence? Making everything they say sound like a question?

26: Grodon Brown! (this should have been nearer to the top too)

27: Kids who play rap music on ipods loudly on the bus!

28: Political correctness

29: Christmas starting in August!

30: men over 35 wearing shorts!! Ewwwuuuuee!!

31: Stupid people, especially the ones who are so stupid, they don't even know they're stupid

32: Fat women dressing like they are a size 8 and letting it all hang out - yuk

33: Football and anything to do with football!

34: Badly done C.G.I.

35: Saturday night telly.........I have an EXTRA long bath on Saturday evenings!

35: Botox! ...just looks plasicky!

36: men who wear wigs!! ....baldness can be hansome!...wearing a toupee is soooooooo obvious!! LOL!

37: Massive ego's!

38: cold weather!

39: Obvious designer lables!

40: Lady Ga ga (who is she anyway?)

41: loosing my keys!

42: feeling ill!!

43: Hermes handbags!! (how can a handbag take 2 years to make and cost £10,000?)

44: False eyelashes (try applying mascara correctly!)

45: Turkey neck!

46: Led Zeppelin!!! (Both Derek and the first Mr Vix drive me bonkers with this!!)

47: Big Top (the new BBC series that is supposed to be funny!)

48: Old people dressing like teenagers.........teenager dress badly anyway!

49: Bruce Foresyth....he should be put out to pasture!

50: smell of stale or cheap perfume!

51: running out of bubble bath!

52: last glass of port of an evening!!! Booo hooo!!

53: dirty fingernails

54: poor food hygiene

55: That bleeding DFS advert!!!!!!!!

56: Anchovies!! *gags*

57: anything "tacky"

58: the smoking ban

59: nosey neighbours!

60: fireworks!

61: the Tudors ending at season 4!!!!

62: slippery old leaves on the pavement

63: Techno speak!

64: news reporters wearing "Berghaus" jackets...

65: Barbeques...they smell and are a health hazard!

66: pineapple on pizza!! yerk!!!!!!!!!!

67: chewing gum...looks common and is messy!

68: tee-totalers!!! .get a life!!!!!!!!!!

69: things that shrink in the wash!

70: remote running out of power!

71: forgetting to re-charge my phone!

72: annoying spam!

73: trashy novels and art!

74: snobbishness!

75: soggy socks

76: car alarms that go off for no reason!

77: Blakes 7

78: scruffy men!

79: slow internet connection!

80: Big brother

81: reality tv in genral

82: Singers who mime!

83: talentless folks on tv

84: Cashiers giving you your change on top of a receipt

85: iPhone obsessives

86: Burning my toast!

87: Boy bands!

88: tabloid headlines (usually)

89: Pervo's and weirdo's

90: sky-scraper heels that should be reserved for pole-dancing!

91: 80's fashion come backs!

92: too much wrapping/packaging on things!

93: pricey organic food!

94: fake designer bags!

95: blingy fake jewellery!

96: mini skirts!! (unless you have a size 8 figure an are 20-ish)

97: Muffin top (flab hanging over jeans looks discusting)

98: camel toe (say no more)

99: too much information!!!!!!!!!

100: MOANING!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

What a crankey, miserable moaning old cow I am!! Think I need to have a glass of port!!!! ;)

Presently I am watching the Paul O'gradey Christmas pantomine, and for a moment I though I saw my dear old (and deceased in 1995) Nanna Ball playing a fairy godmother on TV!!!!!!!!
Let me explain........

For years now my potty old Mum has sworne that comiedian Johnny Vegas (real name Michael Joseph Pennington) is a close relative!!!!

Any family resemblance here??




The reason she thinks this, is the surname "Pennington" was my maternal grandmothers, maiden name!!! My nanna Ball. Born in Merseyside at the turn of the century, was married twice, and by all accounts had a sting of lovers during the war, and had 3 daughters of which my mother is the eldest, Joyce Greenall born in 1933...my auntie Anne Greenall in 1936 and my Auntie June Ball in 1942. My Nanna's maiden name was, however, Adaline (Ada) Pennington!...and like Johnny Vegas, hails from the St Helens area of Merseyside...All too sadly though its difficult to trace as the Pennington name is very common in St Helens and even has Heraldic or royal connections!
Now on Paul O'gradey Johnny is playing a flamboyant pantomime dame, and he is the "sptiiting image" of my old nanna Ball, echoing her mannerisms too!!! I nearly fell of my chair!!!!!!!!!!
I guess that will be a huge topic of conversation with my mum on our usual, nightly 9pm phone call!!! is Johnny Vegas my cousin???????
My nanna Ball was one of 15 children....does anyone know where I can trace this info, that is not ancestry.com??

Derek and Sirius think I am potty........have they only just noticed?? LOL!!!!!!!!

Just finished decorating our tempoary home ready for Christmas, and its looking delightfully homely and festive at the moment!! Which is pleasing on these dark dull evenings!
Derek and I went over to our "proper home" today to pick up the Christmas tree and other deccies from our loft, but we had to buy some new step-ladders as our old ones have oddly gone missing during the re-fit, which was a bit of a pain. The house is dreadfully cold and un-lived in, but the proper work does not begin untill next week...we have decided on our new, designer, fitted bedroom from top company, Hammonds. We had a 3 hour design meeting with our personal designer last week and have come up with some lovely designes which even includes glass display shelving for my Troika pottery, and Brenda Price dolls, and 21 Swartzki solid crystal handles!! the suite its self is in brilliant white solid wood with built in bed and bedside cabinates, and even inculdes a 40 inch flat screen wall mounted TV!!! Crikey I will never get out of bed!!!!!! All the decorating will be a pale sky blue with white ceiling and stylish ceiling fan. Hammonds only do the bedroom, however so we have decided to get our own people in for the two bathrooms, one of which (upstairs) will have a jucczi style corner bath with 21 jets in pure white!! I shall never get out of the bath either!!! and Greecian style tyles and wall fittings! Also we are having the bathroom extended slightly!! Derek has suggested we decorate ourselves down stairs, but I have not had a paintbrush in my hands for 20 years!! so goodness knows what that will look like!! But I am not sure what to do about my fish as I dont want them to suffer from paint fumes!! Anyway we dont expect to be back in our proper home untill mid January.
Ok...so now for our tempary home! Well I have strings of blue crystal ball lights in the window, with Dereks fiber-optic "Christmas village" on the sill. I have 4 foot fairy-lighted twigs in a £300 Toika pot next to the TV, my red "stockings!" which are very styalised, black fibre optic tree, some vintage decorations, and our old small nativity scene on the coffee table, lit by tea lights....and I have even wrapped mum's present (first of many!!!) Goodness knows what I am going to get Derek, he seems to have everything, and never gives me any hint of what he would like making it doubley hard!! He enjoys games and puzzels, so useually they form part of his present. Fortunatly after 16 years together, he knows my tastes well!!! so I may recieve anything from Dr Who to anything to do with Tudor history....maybe some delicate and classy night things!! (if I hint hard enough) LOL!!!!

............OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have just turned around to see Derek watching weakest link.......and he is wearing felt Reindeer antlers with bells on, ON HIS HEAD!!!!!!! I bought them for Sirius!!! (piccies coming soon)

Good grief....and I think I am bonkers!! LOL!!

X

And its about time too!!!
My old friend Ian Peake of "Peakes Holidays" (37) has finally tied the knot with his beautiful bride, Pauline!!



Good luck, and my hearty congratulations to you both!! ((((((((hugs))))))))

*raises glass*

*toasts*

Hope there are many, many happy years ahead, together!

Much love,
Vix x

WOW!!!

Superb collection of Dr Who T shirts here, for all you fan friends this Christmas!!!

Please copy and paste: http://www.zazzle.com/dr+who+tshirts

I just may have to order "The Hoodie of Rassilon"!!!

*grins*

Certainly NOT doing any Christmas shopping today!

Today is probabally going to be the biggest Christmas shopping day of the year, or so they said on the news this morning, so I am avoiding town like the plauge today (will be doing most of it in London midweek anyway!) Northampton can be a total nightmare when its busy as I have blogged before....you have to be on your guard for huge prams (baby buggies) shoving you at supersonic speed!!! Scowling chavvie teenage mums with billions of skwarking chavletts ( if you dont get out of the way fast enough!!!!) The elderly on scooters zipping around like Michael Schumacher!!! (I have nearly been knocked flying by a lot of these) The self important, barging about like there is no-one else in the world and people walking straight into you for absolutly no reason at all....Morrisons, yesterday gave me a taste of all this, as it was absolutly packed when I went shopping. In fact at one point I was stood for agers waiting to get past a couple of elderly women blocking my way!! I firmly belive you should have to pass a test to push a supermarket trolly!!! Its a sad fact that at this time of year people seem to go onto automatic "I am the only person in the world" mode and any form of politness and "excuse me's" appear to fly out of the window!!!
So much for the season of good will!!
Anyway, Mum is coming for a quiet lunch, and Derek is busy taking his computer apart piece by peice as its stopped working yet again...should be a peacfull day!!
But at least I wont be in town getting injured by an insane number of chav prams!!

Phew!!!

x

In these early, dark evenings I find it nice to play daft games and connect with old pals on Facebook! Only last week I had a jolly good chin wag with an old friend from the now defunct, Outpost Gallifrey (which is now called somthing else) and play Happy Aquarium, of which I am on level 19 currently and do silly "top 5" lists....things when I was younger, fav bands, movies ect...all good clean fun!! Last week was very sad though as a friend messaged me on MySpace only to tell me of the sad tale of a break-up with his girl friend! Apparently she had buggered off to live with some chap in Birmingham and yet, my friend, Andrew still wanted to give her a chance! Good grief!! I told him not too and get out and meet some new friends!! He is 38 and lives near Hereford, and has a hobby of bell ringing, to which I said is there no available laddy bell ringers? We shall see...he is a nice chap and is also a radio broadcaster and pianist, though I felt awfully sorry for him for his loss...
Twitter is fun too, though I do more reading on there that twittering (only 20 tweets so far) Stephen Fry does the best Tweets on there!!! He is such a funny, well read, intelligent chap and I love reading his stuff! I advise any of my friends if they are on Twitter to follow Stephen as he is as entertaining as he is on TV!! There are some very good Doctor Who Tweets too, and lots of them!! Alos I can catch up with news from the world of travel as I get news from various airlines. But the best of all is the breaking news channels where you can get news instantly, even before its reached TV or other interesting news from around the world that might not make it to the UK!!
In other news we are off to Oxford street Chistmas shopping soon, and we are deciding how to decorate the house as we are living in a smaller detached property at the moment while our proper home is refurbished! We have a 6 foot black fibre optic tree but I can't see where we are going to put it in the living room....still, we should sort somthing out. And I also have my first Christmas Lodge (Masonic) very soon which I am greatly looking forward too!!
see you soon!! x

A little game for you!!! (I got 3 wrong!!)

Watch (listen) to the clip below and see if you can name the theme tunes to those much loved shows from our past!!!

Answers below.........but dont look untill you have finished!! ;)





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no cheating now...............




I can tell you looking.............................. *covers self up*


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1. Superstars
2. Citizen Smith
3. John Craven's Newsround
4. Cheggers Plays Pop
5. The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
6. Just Good Friends
7. Call My Bluff
8. Bod
9. The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole
10. Tales Of The Unexpected.
11. Mr Benn
12. Only When I Laugh
13. World In Action
14. The Good Life
15. Trumpton
16. Crossroads
17. Brushstrokes
18. The Mister Men
19. Bullseye
20. Magpie
21. Terry and June
22. The Wombles
23. Rising Damp
24. Auf Wiedersehn, Pet!
25. Blockbusters
26. Open All Hours
27. Picture Box
28. Play Your Cards Right
29. Allo Allo
30. It Ain't Half Hot Mum


Well??..............how many did you score??

Vix x

Just found this haunting piano version of ELO's "Twilight" and it sent shivvers down my back!

Quite simply one of the most beautiful pieces of music I have ever heard!

enjoy! x

Yours truely, outside the cottage.......nice piccy of the bins! LOL!



Derek first thing in the morning...he is none too happy about this!



Our delightful little cottage that was once part of an old tin mine....set deep in the dark, foreboding wood!



Sirius and Derek pose at the door!!! You can just make out Sirius paws!!



Sirius on the rug with his toys!!



Sirius guards the front door!!



Very quaint cast iron stove in our living room!



Our cottage kitchen!!



....and the bedroom!!



Huge quartz crystal I bought in Looe!



Beach at sunset in Looe!



......Derek signs the guest book, before we have to leave! booo hooo!!



Hop you enjoyed!! I certianly did, as did Derek and Sirius! x

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LOL!!
Just untill I get the proper piccies!



Before I begin, please keep an eye on this entry for piccies, as at the present time I can't find my phone cable to upload pictures from my phone!!


So watch this space!!

Derek and I always find it most benifical to take a pre-Christmas, short break some where and this year we chose an isloted 1 bedroom cottage that had once been an engine house for a nearby tin mine. Beautifully restored by the National Trust as you will see in the photos I shall upload soon. But kept mostly in a very cosy, traditional style!
Decending, rather steeply and bumpily in our car, and about a mile from the tiny local village, we followed a tiny track, almost hidden by dense woods, only to drive slowly and steadily for another mile, still decending into the heart of the wood. There is a warning sign saying this is your last chance to turn around, about half a mile from the cottage. It was quite forboding realy, spooky and silent apart from startled birds flapping out of our way, and the rush of a bubbling stream. As we continued on I started to wonder if the cottage actually existed at all, as we seemed to be decending so very deep into this steep sided valley. Sure enough we came to a small clearing and our home for the next 3 nights at "Engine Cottage"...a tiny and yet delightful, squat building painted white with a lovely old "stable door" split style front door. I adored it at first sight, and totaly forgot about just how isloated and deep within the woods we were.
Sirius took an immiedate delight to the stable doors!
He has an odd habbit of stading on his hind legs to look over things, and the stable doors, he found were a wonderful oulet for doing this!!
Now because of the position of this cottage there is absolutly no TV or mobile phone reception, which makes you feel a bit cut off...but what a wonderful way to get away from it all!!!! Although I did think this was not a good place to be for someone suffering from heart problams or who might have a stroke, because the chances of getting any help, quickly, were miniscule! Also walking in the area was quite hazardus as many disused mine shafts still lay dangerously open, so walking with care was the order of the day. At night it was absolutly pitch black, and when I looked out of the bedrrom window one evening, I could see nothing but blackness, and hear nothing apart from the russtling trees and the distant hooting of a lonely owl...hastily I scambled back into our 6 foot wide bed and snuggled up with Sirius and a warming glass of Port!
Our days out included, Tintagel, St Austel, Looe, Jamacia Inn, Bodmin moor, Lands End, and other various quaint villages with brightly painted houses often in gaudy colours! I somehow managed to get ripped off on our visit to Tintagel as in a posh looking gift shop my eye caught sight of a "lord of the rings" ring with elvish writing on it. How delightful? I thought and asked about the cost....I nearly has a hissy fit when the shop manager said £240 for the gold ring!!! "we have silver rings that are only £26!" he offered, which was a bit more in my price range so I began to try them on..."they are real silver arn't they?" I had asked as I could not make out the inside mark on the ring. "Oh yes!" he promised...the reason I asked was because I can not wear anything that is not silver or pure gold, otherwise I turn green!!!!!!!!! Anyway I compleatly belived him and bought the ring only to discover the next morning it had turned my finger so green Percy Thrower would have been envious!!!!!! I was simply furious!!! and Tintagel was too far a drive to go back and complain, so I have had to keep the bloomin thing, and may well sell it on ebay as being a "fake" silver ring!..........it wasn't all bad though as I had a mooch around the shops in Poole only to come upon a "rock shop!" For those of you that don't know I have had a life long love affair with collecting rocks, minerals and semi precious stones, and at this shop I found a glittering lump of pure quartz with perfectly formed transparent crystals!!! It was a snip at £45!! and came home with me!! Also at the amazing Jamacia inn Derek and I had a tasty lunch and later a look around this wonderful place that had once featured on "most haunted". At the back was a huge gift shop and Derek bought me a stunning Austrian crystal blue drop necklace, which more than made up for the ring fiasco....and it dident make my neck go green!!
Sadly and all too quickly, our short break came to an end, and yesterday morning we packed in relative silence as both of us dident want to leave! The drive back seemed to last a million years (255 miles to be exact) but we stopped several times so Sirius could have a wee and water and we could have tea and sandwiches. We finally got back at 9pm, and were in bed, exhausted by 10pm!
On a sad note, this morning, Derek has been very ill and stayed in bed...I just hope he has not got this flu thing thats going about...?
At the moment, Sirius is keeping him company, but Mum is due to arrive for lunch shortly which will result in barks-ville from Sirius and will wake Derek up! Goodness I hope not.......we have a meeting with our builders next week and I need Derek to be well!

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...And we have just this very second booked the finest seats for next year!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sooooooo excited!!!

Only a few weeks ago, and after hearing good reports about the show, I decided to get the WOTW on ebay on DVD and it absolutly blew my socks off!!! It was wonderfull, and if you have not seen it yet, please get the dvd as you will certainly not be dissapointed!! Almost all the original cast and musicians were performing, and it was wonderfull to see the now in his 70's Herbie Flowers (of Sky fame) doing his stuff brilliantly on the bass!! In fact all in all there are nearly 70 musicians on stage at any given time, and even though its live, the music is amazingly close to the original album version. There is even a 30 foot fighting machine, firing its heat ray at the audience (its a red laser!!) and ultimatly the man himself, Jeff Wayne is conducting!!
For the show next year there are some actor changes: for the Artillary man which will now be taken by Jason Donovan and a young lady from Atomic Kitten is to play Beth, the parsons wife! I dont know what happened to Julie Covington, but I do know the brilliant Phill Lynott sadly died in the 80's.
The tickets (probabally the best in the house!!) were very pricey at £70 each, but if you think how much it costs to stage this show, it does seem well worth the money!!!
Crikey........... I am already planning what to wear!!!!!!!!!!

We are off to Cornwall shortly for a short break before Christmas, and I am realy excited about it as, despite the fact I have done a huge ammount of traveling I have NEVER visited Cornwall before!!!
A thumnail of my cottage here....sorry its so small but I will take lots of piccies while I am there and post them here when we return!

Quite often we will have a winter break but this is a total departure form our usual lighthouse holiday in Sunderland...But its my love of Troika pottery (this is where it came from) that has lead us to decided on Cornwall this year. I am not sure if there is still a troika museum at Newylen, as there is not much info online. But I hope to find some info while we are there! Also we are having our home totally refurbished so all our furniture is in storage at the moment (starts monday) so its a great time to get away!! Well its about time as we have not had new carpets or even decroated since we moved in almost 10 years ago, so we are having it done all at once!
...and I get to visit the medieval home of KING ARTHUR at Tintagel!!!!

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