This top 100 things I hate milarkey seems to be quite trendy at the moment!!

So I am slightly out of my usual "not trendy self here!! LOL!!...........BUT HERE IS MY TOP 100 HATES!!! grrrr


1: Chav's or anything connected with chav culture!

2: rude, arrogant, ignorant, stupid people!

3: Smelly people

4: teenagers who wear jeans/ skirts round their ankles!

5: Strickly come dancing (should have been number one realy)

6: Simon Cowell smug t**t

7: Teenage mums with massive prams

8: huge prams in shops!

9: The nations obsession this z list celebrities!

10: Katie Price (Jordan)

11: Foreign call centres

12: Door-to-door salesman

13: X factor

14: Bullying (all forms of)

15: People who talk loudly on their mobile phones

16: snotty chav kids

17: People that park in disabled bays when they're not disabled!!

18: Sweating

19: Political people who project a "falsly, Im perfect" persona to gain more votes!

20: MP's expenses

21: Automated phone systems!

22: fascist ANTI smokers!!

23: PDA (public displays of affection) Get a room please.....or go to bed!!!

24: People shopping with their children who have assumed that having children give them special priveledges, like no manners and right of way.

25: People whose voice rises in pitch at the end of every sentence? Making everything they say sound like a question?

26: Grodon Brown! (this should have been nearer to the top too)

27: Kids who play rap music on ipods loudly on the bus!

28: Political correctness

29: Christmas starting in August!

30: men over 35 wearing shorts!! Ewwwuuuuee!!

31: Stupid people, especially the ones who are so stupid, they don't even know they're stupid

32: Fat women dressing like they are a size 8 and letting it all hang out - yuk

33: Football and anything to do with football!

34: Badly done C.G.I.

35: Saturday night telly.........I have an EXTRA long bath on Saturday evenings!

35: Botox! ...just looks plasicky!

36: men who wear wigs!! ....baldness can be hansome!...wearing a toupee is soooooooo obvious!! LOL!

37: Massive ego's!

38: cold weather!

39: Obvious designer lables!

40: Lady Ga ga (who is she anyway?)

41: loosing my keys!

42: feeling ill!!

43: Hermes handbags!! (how can a handbag take 2 years to make and cost £10,000?)

44: False eyelashes (try applying mascara correctly!)

45: Turkey neck!

46: Led Zeppelin!!! (Both Derek and the first Mr Vix drive me bonkers with this!!)

47: Big Top (the new BBC series that is supposed to be funny!)

48: Old people dressing like teenagers.........teenager dress badly anyway!

49: Bruce Foresyth....he should be put out to pasture!

50: smell of stale or cheap perfume!

51: running out of bubble bath!

52: last glass of port of an evening!!! Booo hooo!!

53: dirty fingernails

54: poor food hygiene

55: That bleeding DFS advert!!!!!!!!

56: Anchovies!! *gags*

57: anything "tacky"

58: the smoking ban

59: nosey neighbours!

60: fireworks!

61: the Tudors ending at season 4!!!!

62: slippery old leaves on the pavement

63: Techno speak!

64: news reporters wearing "Berghaus" jackets...

65: Barbeques...they smell and are a health hazard!

66: pineapple on pizza!! yerk!!!!!!!!!!

67: chewing gum...looks common and is messy!

68: tee-totalers!!! .get a life!!!!!!!!!!

69: things that shrink in the wash!

70: remote running out of power!

71: forgetting to re-charge my phone!

72: annoying spam!

73: trashy novels and art!

74: snobbishness!

75: soggy socks

76: car alarms that go off for no reason!

77: Blakes 7

78: scruffy men!

79: slow internet connection!

80: Big brother

81: reality tv in genral

82: Singers who mime!

83: talentless folks on tv

84: Cashiers giving you your change on top of a receipt

85: iPhone obsessives

86: Burning my toast!

87: Boy bands!

88: tabloid headlines (usually)

89: Pervo's and weirdo's

90: sky-scraper heels that should be reserved for pole-dancing!

91: 80's fashion come backs!

92: too much wrapping/packaging on things!

93: pricey organic food!

94: fake designer bags!

95: blingy fake jewellery!

96: mini skirts!! (unless you have a size 8 figure an are 20-ish)

97: Muffin top (flab hanging over jeans looks discusting)

98: camel toe (say no more)

99: too much information!!!!!!!!!

100: MOANING!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

What a crankey, miserable moaning old cow I am!! Think I need to have a glass of port!!!! ;)

Presently I am watching the Paul O'gradey Christmas pantomine, and for a moment I though I saw my dear old (and deceased in 1995) Nanna Ball playing a fairy godmother on TV!!!!!!!!
Let me explain........

For years now my potty old Mum has sworne that comiedian Johnny Vegas (real name Michael Joseph Pennington) is a close relative!!!!

Any family resemblance here??




The reason she thinks this, is the surname "Pennington" was my maternal grandmothers, maiden name!!! My nanna Ball. Born in Merseyside at the turn of the century, was married twice, and by all accounts had a sting of lovers during the war, and had 3 daughters of which my mother is the eldest, Joyce Greenall born in 1933...my auntie Anne Greenall in 1936 and my Auntie June Ball in 1942. My Nanna's maiden name was, however, Adaline (Ada) Pennington!...and like Johnny Vegas, hails from the St Helens area of Merseyside...All too sadly though its difficult to trace as the Pennington name is very common in St Helens and even has Heraldic or royal connections!
Now on Paul O'gradey Johnny is playing a flamboyant pantomime dame, and he is the "sptiiting image" of my old nanna Ball, echoing her mannerisms too!!! I nearly fell of my chair!!!!!!!!!!
I guess that will be a huge topic of conversation with my mum on our usual, nightly 9pm phone call!!! is Johnny Vegas my cousin???????
My nanna Ball was one of 15 children....does anyone know where I can trace this info, that is not ancestry.com??

Derek and Sirius think I am potty........have they only just noticed?? LOL!!!!!!!!