Neil Diamonds first and IMHO his finest hit "Crackling Rosie" is actually written about a bottol of WINE!!!!!!!!!!



I loved to sing along to this as a child, but I always thought he was singing about a lady who was perhaps "ordinary" as in the lyric "store-bought woman".......as I grew older I then became convinced he was singing about a blow up doll!! But the truth is he was singing about a cheep bottle of "Ros'e" wine!!

Was and always will be one of my favorie songs of all time!

Perhaps my version would be called "Crackling Croft Triple Crown port!"

LOL!!!!!!!!